What to Order
Dish-by-dish verdicts for America's most popular restaurant chains — what's worth your money, what's merely fine, and what to skip.
What to order at Applebee's
Applebee's judged item by item — why the appetizers beat the entrées, what the steak grade tells you, and the $15.99 order that makes the rest of the menu look silly.
Read the verdicts → The Cheesecake FactoryWhat to order at Cheesecake Factory
The Cheesecake Factory's 250-item menu, cut down to what matters — the dishes worth their giant portions, the traps, and how to save room for cheesecake.
Read the verdicts → Chick-fil-AWhat to order at Chick-fil-A
Honest verdicts on the Chick-fil-A menu — why the original sandwich still wins, which sides earn their price, and the entrées quietly overcharging you.
Read the verdicts → ChipotleWhat to order at Chipotle
Honest verdicts on the whole Chipotle menu — which proteins are worth the upcharge, why the bowl beats the burrito, and the one order that doubles your food.
Read the verdicts → McDonald'sWhat to order at McDonald's
Honest verdicts on the McDonald's menu — why the McDouble beats the Big Mac, which premium burgers overcharge you, and the fries that justify the trip.
Read the verdicts → Olive GardenWhat to order at Olive Garden
Olive Garden's menu, judged dish by dish — how to play the unlimited soup and breadsticks game, which pastas are worth it, and what to leave on the menu.
Read the verdicts → Panera BreadWhat to order at Panera
Panera's menu, judged item by item — where the You Pick Two actually saves money, which soups are worth it, and the salads that justify the price.
Read the verdicts → Taco BellWhat to order at Taco Bell
Honest verdicts on the Taco Bell menu — which $2 burritos still win, why the Cheesy Gordita Crunch earns its price, and the nachos to skip.
Read the verdicts → Texas RoadhouseWhat to order at Texas Roadhouse
Texas Roadhouse judged cut by cut — which steaks punch above their price, the sides that matter, and why the ribeye-versus-sirloin question has a clear answer.
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